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"La verdadera razón por la que no podemos tener los Diez Mandamientos en un juzgado: No se puede publicar No robarás, No cometerás adulterio, y No mentirás en un edificio lleno de abogados, jueces y políticos. Esto crea un ambiente de trabajo hostil."

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