“People who say "life is short" have no idea how long ”
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
“Do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do.”
“Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent...”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”
“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”
“Let us rather run the risk of wearing out than rusting out.”
“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I will do what others can’t”
“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”
