“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with ...”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity”
“Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing.”
“The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to ans...”
“A leader's job is not to do the work for others, it's to help others figure out how to do ...”
“I think a role model is a mentor – someone you see on a daily basis, and you learn from them.”
“There's nothing I despise more than people trying to be something they're not”
“God does not play dice with the universe.”
“You can have a job, or you can have a career, or you can have a calling. If you can someho...”
“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”
“His hands can’t hit what his eyes can't see.”
