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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.”
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George Carlin

“Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!”
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George Carlin

“Religion is like a pair of shoes... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
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George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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George Carlin
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“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
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Dr. Seuss

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Alan Watts

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”
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Muhammad Ali

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
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Henry Ford

“We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and they're the re...”
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Jeff Bezos

“Certain things in life simply have to be experienced and never explained. Love is such a thing.”
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Paulo Coelho

“Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement.”
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Brian Tracy

“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits”
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Thomas Edison

“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”
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Johnny Depp

“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”
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Matthew McConaughey
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