"人们通过表演脱口秀来进行自我治疗。"
“I'm not raising children, I'm raising the grown-ups they're going to be”
“I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've see...”
“If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you”
“Life's too short to be an asshole as an adult”
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“Sometimes it takes years for a person to become an overnight success”
“Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go th...”
“You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant”
“I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from ...”
“The only reason you're not living the life you want is because, day by day, you're feeding...”
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””