"人们通过表演脱口秀来进行自我治疗。"
“People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cell phone in the world is a m...”
“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a whil...”
“You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that”
“Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about”
“Memory without the emotional charge is wisdom.”
“At sometime in our lives a devil dwells within us, causes heartbreaks, confusion and troub...”
“Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer but the right answer”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”
“Tough times don't last, tough people do”
“If you’re absent during my struggle don’t expect to be present during my success.”
“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to...”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”
“There's nothing I despise more than people trying to be something they're not”