"مردم با اجرای استندآپ کمدی به خود درمانی میکنند."
“I don't think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.”
“Love isn't something you find. Love is something you do.”
“The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life”
“We waste so many days waiting for the weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust fo...”
“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity”
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
“Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock agai...”
“If you're watching your competitors, you're unlikely to invent a bunch of stuff on your own.”
“Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 10...”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
“Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair.”
“Success isn’t overnight. It’s when everyday you get a little better than the day befor...”