"Les gens se font une thérapie en faisant du stand-up."
“You don’t look down on them and say ‘You’re a fool for being so sad.’ You say ‘I...”
“Life's too short to be an asshole as an adult”
“I don't think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.”
“If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you”
“Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.”
“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”
“Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time”
“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals”
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity”
“Whenever you want to achieve something, keep your eyes open, concentrate, and make sure yo...”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“You get what you give. What you put into things is what you get out of them.”
“I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways ...”
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”