"Les gens se font une thérapie en faisant du stand-up."
“Perfection is always a dull and overrated state compared to being imperfect.”
“Love isn't something you find. Love is something you do.”
“If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you”
“The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't—you're right.”
“Get busy living or get busy dying”
“Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing.”
“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”
“Those who can imagine anything can create the impossible”
“There’s a field somewhere beyond all doubt and wrong doing. I’ll meet you there.”
“In the small matters trust the mind, in the large ones the heart.”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”