“Half the people you know are below average”
“Join the Army, meet interesting people - then kill them.”
“I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.”
“I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography”
“When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love”
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”
“Mistakes are inevitable, but it's how we respond to them that defines our character.”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“The moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win.”
“I never viewed myself as particularly talented. Where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, wo...”
“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”
“The more you learn, the more you earn.”
