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"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."

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“I think I’m having déjà vu again”

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“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.”

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“I think a role model is a mentor – someone you see on a daily basis, and you learn from them.”

“If you're watching your competitors, you're unlikely to invent a bunch of stuff on your own.”

“Be where your enemy is not.”

“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

“As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want”