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"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious."

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“If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before”

Steven Wright

“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world.”

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”

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“I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it.”

“Either I will find a way, or I will make one”

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet”

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“It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”

“If you want to be the best, you have to do things that other people aren't willing to do.”

“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”

“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”