“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept drifting”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“I went to a place to eat it said breakfast any time so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
“We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one”
“To sit on an idea or fail to act on a goal is not really goal-setting, but wishful thinking.”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there”
“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching”
“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet”
“Fight and push harder for what you believe in, you’d be surprised, you are much stronger...”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”