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Joke Quotes

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"You can't just take something, put it in a different context and expect it to be funny"

"I went to a place to eat it said breakfast any time so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance"

"I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add"

"If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer"

"I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous"

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time"