"当你有整个政府为你工作时,成为一名幽默作家并不困难。"
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?”
“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”
“Live for today, hope for tomorrow”
“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it.”
“You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit.”
“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking”
“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity”
“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”
“Habit is the best of all servants, or the worst of all masters.”
“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”
“You never fail until you stop trying.”