"当你有整个政府为你工作时,成为一名幽默作家并不困难。"
“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“Common sense ain't common.”
“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.”
“The best way to predict the future is to invent it”
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but...”
“You can have a job, or you can have a career, or you can have a calling. If you can someho...”
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”
“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it.”
“We do today what they won’t, so tomorrow we accomplish what they can’t.”
“Are the people around you holding you back or empowering you to move forward? If you life ...”
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”
“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”