"政府全体が手伝ってくれるなら、ユーモア作家であることに何の技もいりません。"
“Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress...”
“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
“Perseverance is the key to unlocking your potential”
“The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.”
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have”
“We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It’s our job ev...”
“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”
“When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to c...”
“With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.”
“Life isn’t how many breaths you take, but it’s the moments that take your breath away.”