"政府全体が手伝ってくれるなら、ユーモア作家であることに何の技もいりません。"
“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress...”
“Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?”
“Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than ...”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”
“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“Convince your enemy that he will gain very little by attacking you; this will diminish his...”
“What you’re thinking is what you’re becoming.”
“Tomorrow is promised to no one”
“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”