"ミルクが鼻から出る時を除いて笑いに感謝しています。"
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.”
“To you I am an atheist; to God, I am the loyal opposition.”
“It's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone.”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.”
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost.”
“You have to believe in the long-term plan you have but you need the short-term goals to mo...”
“If you're not stubborn, you'll give up on experiments too soon.”
“Champions aren't made in gyms.”
“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today.”
“There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But t...”
“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”