“I have no idea what I am doing, but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in w...”
“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
“To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition”
“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.”
“You are what you believe yourself to be.”
“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”
“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“The key to success is not in the will to win, but in the will to prepare to win.”
“The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect”
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”
“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”
“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and...”