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Clever Quotes

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"Thought is so cunning, so clever, that it distorts everything for its own convenience"

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous"

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I have fox-like cunning"

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."