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Family Quotes

"The best part of my life is having my kids."

"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years."

"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them."

"I'm constantly having to be the best parent I can be."

"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave"

"The shared meal elevates eating from a mechanical process of fueling the body to a ritual of family and community."

"The phrase "working mother" is redundant."

"Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases"

"The family is the first essential cell of human society."

"Mama you was the life of the party. I swear you brought life to the party"

"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

"One thing they never tell you about child-raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."

"When I was a kid, my grandmother had this giant spool of thread, and we were going to string it out of her window real far, you know, and then let go and put a note on the end. Now I'm stuck with a spool of string I could never use up."

"At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent"

"Inappropriate humor belongs in the home, behind closed doors."

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