“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret”
“Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage”
“Famous: Conspicuously miserable”
“Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“I know this world is cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding”
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
“When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to conside...”
“There are two kinds of pain in this world. The pain that hurts, the pain that alters.”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“People who take risks are the people you'll lose against”
“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore”
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step”