"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time”
“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's ...”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do”
“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”
“Live for today, hope for tomorrow”
“Outwork all competition, be grateful for the grind, don’t run from your demons and if it...”
“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.”
“The greatest discovery of any generation is that human beings can alter their lives by alt...”
“If something stands between you and your success – move it. Never be denied.”
“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”
“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me”
“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning ...”
“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”