"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“You know you are rich when you don't have to check the price on anything”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is ...”
“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time”
“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”
“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none ...”
“Think big when you set your goals. Dare to think big and then set a series of smaller goal...”
“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore”
“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, o...”
“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”
“The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.”
“Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”
“You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.”