"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“A man is only as faithful as his options”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments”
“Life is not fair get used to it”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“In the heat of battle when every muscle screams to give up, discipline is what separates t...”
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to...”
“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practic...”
“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“It always seems impossible until it's done.”
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”
“Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you.”
“If you’re absent during my struggle don’t expect to be present during my success.”