"喜剧是不会唱歌的人的蓝调"
“You don't pay taxes, they take taxes”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with li...”
“I used to have horrible cars because I never had money”
“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”
“Love never keeps a man from pursuing his destiny.”
“You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow th...”
“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””
“Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
“He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”
“If you're watching your competitors, you're unlikely to invent a bunch of stuff on your own.”
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing li...”