"کمدی بلوزی برای افرادی است که نمیتوانند آواز بخوانند"
“I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with li...”
“Life is not fair get used to it”
“You can only offend me if you mean something to me”
“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's ...”
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone throug...”
“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
“I don’t know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to ...”
“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”
“Do not go gentle — cause that rent is always due.”
“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
“It is looking at things for a long time that ripens you and gives you a deeper meaning.”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
“The mind can only think about one thing at a time. Make sure it's the right thing.”