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George Carlin Quotes

Biography: George Carlin was known for his groundbreaking stand-up comedy and soc... more Biography: George Carlin was known for his groundbreaking stand-up comedy and social critical commentary. Born in 1937, Carlin's incisive humor addressed taboo subjects, pushing boundaries with his famous "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" routine. He was a prolific performer, author, and actor until his death in 2008. less
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little"
Tags: Philosophy, Humanity, Existentialism, Self-reflection, Universe
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it"
Tags: Leadership, Humor, Belief, Influence, Power
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
Tags: Philosophy, Peace, Paradox, Conflict, Irony
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town"
Tags: Motivation, Personal growth, Self-improvement, Resilience, Perseverance
"The planet is fine. The people are screwed"
Tags: Humanity, Future, Society, Environment, Sustainability
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"
Tags: Wisdom, Perception, Human nature, Humor, Intelligence
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