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George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. more George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), which helped define the boundaries of broadcast indecency in the United States. Carlin's 14 HBO specials, including "Jammin' in New York" (1992) and "You Are All Diseased" (1999), showcased his ability to evolve with changing times while maintaining his sharp, critical edge. He received five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin's incisive humor and willingness to address taboo subjects distinguished him as a trailblazer in stand-up comedy. less

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"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions. And words."
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"We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often."
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"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
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"I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me."
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus?"
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"Religion is like a pair of shoes... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
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"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls"
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"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth"
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"Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock and roll while I ride my bicycle"
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"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately"
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"Some people see things that are and ask, why. Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not. Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that"
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"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist"
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
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"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept"
Tags: Self-awareness, Mindfulness, Introspection, Self-reflection, Self-belief
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