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George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. more George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), which helped define the boundaries of broadcast indecency in the United States. Carlin's 14 HBO specials, including "Jammin' in New York" (1992) and "You Are All Diseased" (1999), showcased his ability to evolve with changing times while maintaining his sharp, critical edge. He received five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin's incisive humor and willingness to address taboo subjects distinguished him as a trailblazer in stand-up comedy. less

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"There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They’d have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large"
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"We're so self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We're gonna save the fucking planet?"
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"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it"
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"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fucking heroic"
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"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jackboots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts"
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"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body"
Tags: Philosophy, Happiness, Life lessons, Psychology, Contentment
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death"
Tags: Freedom, Religion, Politics, Government, Individualism
"Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read"
Tags: Education, Critical thinking, Parenting, Children, Teaching
"Think off-center"
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"The status quo sucks"
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little"
Tags: Philosophy, Life, Humanity, Existentialism, Self-reflection
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it"
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"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity"
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"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think"
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"Somewhere in the world is a doctor who no longer wants to practice medicine, yet still keeps his medical license. Good luck with your next consult."
Tags: Well-being, Medicine, Healthcare, Burnout, Doctor
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