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George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. more George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), which helped define the boundaries of broadcast indecency in the United States. Carlin's 14 HBO specials, including "Jammin' in New York" (1992) and "You Are All Diseased" (1999), showcased his ability to evolve with changing times while maintaining his sharp, critical edge. He received five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin's incisive humor and willingness to address taboo subjects distinguished him as a trailblazer in stand-up comedy. less

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions."
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"Autograph your work with quality."
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"There are no rights. There are only privileges."
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"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like"
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"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music"
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"Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist"
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"A joke is a very serious thing"
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"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything"
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"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror"
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong"
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"It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it"
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"I'd hate to be an alcoholic, because alcoholics want to be able to drink as much as they want and not have it affect their life. I just don't see how you could drink while working at the post office"
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"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it"
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose"
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"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat"
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