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George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. more George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), which helped define the boundaries of broadcast indecency in the United States. Carlin's 14 HBO specials, including "Jammin' in New York" (1992) and "You Are All Diseased" (1999), showcased his ability to evolve with changing times while maintaining his sharp, critical edge. He received five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin's incisive humor and willingness to address taboo subjects distinguished him as a trailblazer in stand-up comedy. less

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