"笑いを買いに行ける店はありません。"
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of sup...”
“I prefer the old theaters because the theaters themselves are places of public gathering. ...”
“Well, you know the thing you wear around your neck that holds your ID badge? I call that a...”
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if yo...”
“Inhale the future, exhale the past”
“Fear is the greatest obstacle to learning”
“Not all those who wander are lost”
“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war”
“A woman should soften but not weaken a man.”
“Stay true to the mission and remember to keep forging ahead”
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who m...”
“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work”
“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”
“Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing.”