"笑いを買いに行ける店はありません。"
“The first time I performed, I was in heaven, I thought, This is it. This is what I'm going...”
“The human body is like a condominium: The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is ...”
“There is no such thing as too much seasoning”
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.”
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful”
“Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there”
“Let your actions do your talking for you.”
“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger”
“Turn your wounds into wisdom”
“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”
“I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what...”