"Ten cuidado con leer libros de salud. Podrías morir."
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibili...”
“All generalizations are false, including this one”
“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed”
“A banana peel is not funny when you are the one slipping on it”
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.”
“He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”
“Be where your enemy is not.”
“Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected”
“The greatest lessons in life are often learned through failure. Embrace it, learn from it,...”
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
“Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough”
“To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”