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"You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time."

Translations

“I am America, and so can you.”

Stephen Colbert

“It used to be everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but that's not the case anymore....”

“There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people”

“The best way to lose an election is to tell the voters your plans.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“You can overcome anything, if and only if you love something enough”

“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”

“Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough”

“You have to be willing to be misunderstood if you're going to innovate.”

“Failure is not the end, but a stepping stone to greater success.”

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet”

“Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the obstacles you overcome.”

“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.”

“When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.”

“I very frequently get the question, “What’s going to change in the next ten years?” ...”