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"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

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MORE QUOTES BY Ted Lasso

“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wan't to hear it.”

Ted Lasso

“You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on.”

“I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, that sometimes you forget ...”

“If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later.”

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