Woody Allen Quotes

Biography: Woody Allen is known for his work as a filmmaker, screenwriter, and ac... more Biography: Woody Allen is known for his work as a filmmaker, screenwriter, and actor. Renowned for his unique blend of humor and introspective drama, he has created numerous acclaimed films such as "Annie Hall," "Manhattan," and "Midnight in Paris." Allen's career spans over six decades with a distinctive voice in modern cinema. less

"I have no idea what I am doing, but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm""I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys""The only thing standing between me and greatness is me""I don't believe in the afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear""I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own""My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already""Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness""You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred""There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?""To you I am an atheist; to God, I am the loyal opposition.""I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.""My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.""Tradition is the illusion of permanence.""Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?""I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.""What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.""Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.""In Beverly Hills they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.""I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.""Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem."

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