Irony Quotes

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married" "A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working" "Time wounds all heels " "I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments" "Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry."