Irony Quotes

"Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean." "There is nothing more boring than the truth." "The haft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." "If we were not stupid, we would never fall in love" "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." "Old age is life’s parody" "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage" "If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning." "Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage" "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement" "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin" "An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me" "Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling" "Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills"