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Irony Quotes

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

"I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them"

"Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."

"If we were not stupid, we would never fall in love"

"Half the people you know are below average"

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of"

"To bankrupt a fool, give him information"

"A joke is a very serious thing"

"Many a true word is spoken in jest "

"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony"

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred"

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?"

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