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Irony Quotes

"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway"

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"Congratulations, you played yourself"

"An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me"

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants"

"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time."

"If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer"

"Old age is life’s parody"

"A foolproof plan cannot be wise-proof."

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

"I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them."

"I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

"For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn"

"I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous"

"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."

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