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“There are no rights. There are only privileges.”

George Carlin

“I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.”

“There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”

“The status quo sucks”

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“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”

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“It’s you vs. you.”