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Absurdity Quotes

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen."

"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke"

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

"Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"

"All generalizations are false, including this one"

"I am aware that life is absurd. It’s just a contest between people enjoying their various symptoms."

"Secretly, we’re all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be"

"I am drawn to films that recognize their own absurdity and find a way to embrace it."

"Nothing is so absurd that it has not been said by one philosopher or another."

"No matter how absurd it may appear"

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

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