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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

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MORE QUOTES BY Groucho Marx

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”

Groucho Marx

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up.”

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“The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it”

“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”

“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity”

“To accept one’s past—one’s history—is not the same thing as drowning in it; it is ...”

“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”

“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable”

“The secret of life is to love what you do”

“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”