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Irony Quotes

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose"

"Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin"

"9: In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die"

"People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand my complaint about them not understanding me."

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."

"If you were to try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?"

"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up."

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"

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