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Quirky Quotes

"Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock and roll while I ride my bicycle"

"I am drawn to films that recognize their own absurdity and find a way to embrace it."

"I am not strange. I am just not normal."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park"

"I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."