“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people thin...”
“People who say "life is short" have no idea how long ”
“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately”
“The reason I don’t spend much time planning or worrying is because it's like trying to k...”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
“I never viewed myself as particularly talented. Where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, wo...”
“When you walk up to opportunities door, don’t knock it… Kick that b*tch in, smile and ...”
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“Don’t allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily”
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
“We're not retreating; we're advancing in different direction;”
“Mistakes are inevitable, but it's how we respond to them that defines our character.”
“The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”
