“The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post T...”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept”
“I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”
“I'm living proof that dreams do come true.”
“Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most ...”
“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine: it is lethal.”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it”
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
