"Una broma es una cosa muy seria"
“We're so self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save th...”
“People who say "life is short" have no idea how long ”
“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately”
“Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock a...”
“You learn more in failure than you ever do in success”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“You can overcome anything, if and only if you love something enough”
“I think it is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary.”
“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't—you're right.”
“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”
“Success isn’t overnight. It’s when everyday you get a little better than the day befor...”
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die ...”