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Witty Quotes

"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it"

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park"

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion"

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of"

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

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