Witty Quotes

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" "I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home." "I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous" "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond." "As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot" "I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now." "Don't be humble... you're not that great" "Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."