Sarcasm Quotes

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting" "An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me" "I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific" "If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging the tunnel." "When you’re happy and you know it, fake a smile and don’t show it" "It's true hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance?"