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Sarcasm Quotes

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

"As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot"

"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning."

"The meek may one day inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights"

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"

"It's true hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance?"

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"Cricket is basically baseball on valium"

"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

"Don't be humble... you're not that great"

"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded"

"I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all"

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion"

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

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