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Wit Quotes

"I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them"

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools"

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty"

"As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers."

"A joke is a very serious thing"

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"Brevity is the soul of wit. "

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast."

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