Wit Quotes

"Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling" "Funny people say funny stuff off the clock." "I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific" "All generalizations are false, including this one" "I think the biggest thing that comedy needs to be is fearless." "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I also know that I'm not blonde" "Beauty, n: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband"