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Wit Quotes

"The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

"You can't just take something, put it in a different context and expect it to be funny"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"The British Constitution is mainly British common sense."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"All generalizations are false, including this one"

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'."

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

"Beauty, n: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband"

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