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Irony Quotes

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

"Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry."

"The wicked are great drinkers of water; as the flood proved"

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen."

"A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working"

"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Even snakes are afraid of snakes."

"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow"

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills"

"Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage"

"What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

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