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Irony Quotes

"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning."

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments"

"The meek may one day inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights"

"The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us"

"The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired"

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"

"Common sense ain't common."

"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers."

"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends will call it"

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you"

"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"Famous: Conspicuously miserable"

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