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Irony Quotes

"Common sense is not so common"

"It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver."

"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we’d better have another round"

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"

"A banana peel is not funny when you are the one slipping on it"

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys"

"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."

"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."

"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness."

"I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously."

"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."

"We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst."

"Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect"

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